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Correspondence with a Con, Part Twelve
Abdul,
I respect your sexual position, but I can’t say that I won’t still try to win you over! (Give me 3 weeks and I think you’ll start to change your mind ;)
I don’t want you to get the wrong idea about your wife. I don’t want to trade her for anything. I just thought if you were going to be very busy showing me around the country, she might become bored and want to spend some time with father, who is a great deal of fun to be around. Keep it in mind. I don’t mind her joining us on the tours, but I want to make sure you and I can have plenty of one on one time so that we can go over all the details of the new business we’re planning to start. I really don’t want to leave any stone unturned and I think the more time we spend together by ourselves the better. I have a very good feeling that this will be a long and fruitful relationship.
As per your request I have scanned in my passport and because you seem a little hesitant, I also took a photo of some of my money, so to prove that I am rich. In the photograph, I am holding roughly $840,001.00 (Eight Hundred and Forty Thousand and One Dollar US dollars). Father has booked a hotel at the Comfort Inn in Kuala Lampur, and I will stay there for the first few nights. Perhaps you could come and meet me there? I will send the address when we get a e-mail confirmation of the booking. My father will be bringing some bonds and money orders and also some traveller’s checks so that we can sort out the necessary business transactions and get things set up properly. I think we can start paying ourselves a salary. How does 100,000 USD (One hundred thousand dollars) for the first few months of set up sound to you?
I will see you in four days, Abdul! My heart is racing and I haven’t slept in two days!
Love eternally,
Your Toby
